I hate the month of January. If January was a person, it would be the kid that reminds the teacher that she forgot to assign the class homework. If January was a food, it would be creamed spinach. January is like a pile of dog doodoo that you don’t see when you are at the park. You are skipping along through the month of December, and then BAM you step in a big steaming pile of January.Continue reading
I loathe January. If January were a vegetable, it would be cauliflower except unlike cauliflower January can’t be redeemed with a cheese sauce. New Year’s Day is an awful. Everyone is tired because they stayed up too late. January is when everyone starts overly ambitious resolutions to exercise more and drink kale smoothies for breakfast. January is also a terrible month if you are a beekeeper. The weather is too cold to open the hives. You just have to hope that all your fall preparations are working and you don’t have a pile of dead bees at the bottom of the hive.